I saw the headline for this one … about fans getting “ugly” in the Twins’ victory over the Chicago White Sox and I, of course, assumed it was Chicago fans. Who can be rough. Especially there on the South Side.

But no. This was about Twin Cities fans getting rowdy.

That never happens. Everyone in Minnesota is just too polite for that

So if Twins fans can throw so much junk on the field that players fear for their safety … what’s next? What’s left?

Miss Manners telling us all to “just go stick it”?

That Michael Josephson dude on the “Character Counts!” radio messages informing us, “Nah, I was just screwing with you. Character is for suckers”?

The pope announcing, “Those Ten Commandments? Don’t bother”?

Minneapolis fans, behaving badly!

The end is near.