The Dodgers sent out a press release last week describing the “new menu” items at Dodger Stadium for the 2015 season.

Nos 1 and 2 on the list? (And these are real.)

–Lasorda’s Meatball Marinara Specialty Fries

–Lasorda’s Meatball Marinara Cone

Also, La Taqueria’s Carne Asada Specialty Fries … and Fried Dodger Dogs at Extreme Loaded Dogs — located on the Field Level, Aisle 48.

And those sound so … shaky/scary … it seems to cry out for a Letterman-style top-10 list, of “dishes” the Dodgers might be inspired to offer up. So we count down, from 10 to 1.

10. Scott Van Slyke’s Deep-Fried Tobacco Chaw

9. Steve Howe’s Rip-Snortin’ Coke

8. Manny Ramirez’s hCG Cocktail

7. The Dugout Floor Smoothie

6. Pine Tar-Dipped Sunflower Seeds

5. Carnation Frozen Malt Liquor

4. Catcher’s Mitt Soup

3. Clayton Kershaw’s Beard Trimmings and Fries

2. Deep-Fried Dodgers’ Dogs

1. Lasorda’s Spitball Meatball Marinara