I will soon get back to serious topics like the Dodgers and Frank McCourt, who is scrambling pathetically to rehabilitate his image (don’t bother) even as he says Bud Selig already has decided to force him to sell (I certainly hope so) … as well as some virulent anti-American yammering from Brit journos, which is kinda how our “cousins” from the other side of the Atlantic roll …

But in the meantime … some video!

My daughter sent this to me. It appears to be part of a series of videos under the title of “Epic Meal Time” — which appear to celebrate the consumption of massive quantities of calories.

She wouldn’t eat this, and neither would I. Not even when I was young. Uh, no.

It basically is about bacon, ham, butter, lots and lots of oil, all of it doused in enough Jack Daniels to buzz all of Louisville. All of which makes this meal extremely unlikely to be offered or created and consumed here in the UAE.

You may find yourself offended by the idiot with the weird accent yelling at you about his “breakfast fortress to keep out the haters” … and your gag reflex may well be involved in the viewing of this video.

Bon appetit!