My daughter sent me a link to an online novelty store. It sells silly stuff. The sort of things Pee-Wee Herman would have bought in his “Big Adventure.”

Without having to cut and paste, the link to http://www.mcphee.com/ can be found here.

Doesn’t everyone need bacon-flavored toothpicks and bacon-flavored breath mints? Or a Jesus bobblehead? Or a reusable shopping bag that reads “My reusable shopping bag makes me better than you” or one of those beverage hats that hold two cans of … whatever?

This stuff slays me.

How fun would it be to work for this company?