I believe Andruw Jones will go down as one of the great disasters in Dodgers personnel history. Right there with the Pedro Martinez for Delino DeShields trade. Maybe even above it; the Dodgers didn’t give Delino $36.5 million over two years.

So, I’m already thinking in terms of a list of nicknames appropriate to immortalize the transaction.

Feel free to add your own. I’m doing this in, like, 10 minutes.

1. The Big Cyst

2. Ned’s Folly

3. The Corpse Formerly Known as Andruw Jones

4. Blubber Boy

5. The Mistake by Silver Lake

6. Juan Pierre’s Backup

7. Count Whiff-U-La

8. The Bumbino

9. Mr. Miss

10. The Ultimate Dodger Dog