The other day, while shouting insults at my burly friend, we decided to settle this like any red-blooded males would:

In the squared circle. With a hapless referee and a handy supply of folding chairs.

It would be a Mexican Death Match.

But I was missing one key piece of equipment …

The problem can be solved, however, by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

The Angels Wrestling Mask!

In the link, above, a writer for the Orange Country Register went to a gift shop at Angel Stadium and took a picture of said mask.

The best part? It will be a giveaway at the Angels’ game on May 10. Against the Chicago White Sox, who appear to be a pretty good team this year, but it doesn’t really matter.

Because we’re all going to that game for the Angels Wrestling Mask. Even if they were playing the Royals or the Blue Jays. Even if they were playing the Inland Empire 66ers.

I know what you’re saying: “Hey, I already have several wrestling masks around the house. Why do I need another?”

Believe it or not, a few of us don’t have wrestling masks. Or perhaps packed them in the wrong suitcase before moving to the United Arab Emirates.

In cases such as this, though, the mask-less expat will call friends/relatives back in SoCal and make sure they get tickets to the game and reserve a wrestling mask for me.

As our friend David Lassen (thanks for the link, David) put it:  “Its no bobblehead, but I love this giveaway.”

Well, of course he does. So do I. If I wasn’t about a 23-hour, $1,500 trip away, I’d be there myself.